Sladen D' Silva

Note from Heaven:: saying "Ho My God" in middle of the nit will not be considered as prayer any more.... :-(

Internet explorer is considered as the most safest browser, no wonder it gets hanged always.

I wish we had applications in real life too, just like lover of the day appilication in face book.

Impatient person are some time considered as rude, But Patient person are always considered as dum ass..

Click on 'Like' below, and see the profile glow

humble request to Facebook, please ban the word "LOL"

wondering if you can grow
marijuana on Farmville then sell it on Mafia Wars?

Dont you find it Funny that after
Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?

Am feeling like Rajinikanth, i started of wit 40$ chips in POKER now i have 1 million chips

Person who knows every loop hole in GOOGLE dint get the job in Google, but the person whos knows when google was formed, got selected in GOOGLE INTERVIEW

Define 'CORPORATE WORLD'
Boss says :- Perform well, else ill mess with you...
Seniors say :- Dont Perform well, else ill mess with you...

Keeping my room clean i gained nothing, but had to suffer from cold the next day,,,

FACEBOOK should be in LIFE, but
FACEBOOK should not become your LIFE

Donated Blood because they were giving FREE cake and biscuits..

Even 'POISON' is not available for free to kill your self...

An Apple a day keeps Windows away.

WHY do girls ask, 'Can i ask u some thing ?' and Brings a spark in the
conversation making us think what we not suppose to think. and....Finally disappoint guys asking some thing UN relevant stupid things ..

If your fate is only F***** Up, Poor GOD what can he do.

If u know how to use Google, then u know all the answers in the world !!

Guys work harder on the Sofa, Table and Floor.
Still they "LIKE IT ON THE BED"

I want to improve my HANDWRITING.
Cant locate the FONTS Folder any where :-(

Dead-lines are not as simple as it sounds 'A line which is dead'.
those are lines which can get u fired.

Family planning is all about choosing a number between 1, 2 and THREE

The concept of LOVE it self is like a William shake spear novel.which has acts and scenes.
Every time ur called out for a date ur in a new SCENE.and
Every time ur dump-ed ur in the beginning of new ACT

Rakhi Sawant may grow up..
but, My dear clients will never grow

I wish my girl friend was my neighbor. Its so cold today.

People rate there friend ship based on how many comments and likes they receive for there status

I met my PUC friend after two years, he asked me for my mobile number.
I said grow up, am sladen its spelled as S-L-A-D-E-N find me on FACEBOOK. :-)

Last night i decided not to LOGIN Face book.
AAWWWW i felt soo lonely :-(
Felt like am been Dumped.

Too much to network connections.
This side Networking sites like Face book.
That side Nokia Connecting people.
And In the between dont ask we all know

After working in FLAT screen monitor computers in my office and in my laptop. Now if am asked to use the old monitors i feel like my ex-girlfriend got PREGNANT.

Its CORPORATE dear not just COP for u to say "Do u know who my father is".

Difference between Facebook and Orkut is brought down to just three letters.
PHP and ASP.

My son New year is coming keep the room clean atlest now.
but NO son is busy cleaning Facebook wall and chat room.

If i don't change u say am stubborn.
If i change u say, u change color very fast.

Luckily Gmail password and Orkut password both are the same. Or else by now Orkut password i would have forgotten.